Textures furloughed

Very USA joke, I think. And definitely a render artist joke.

"Diffuse textures" are the basic textures that cover most of the figures in a 3D scene. The "government shutdown" is the present mess in the USA, where much of the civil service is laid off due to some political power play.

This was completed in exactly an hour. (It helped that I had files of the characters already dressed I could drop in and pose.)