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OK. I have to get this out or I will go crazy.
A couple of years ago, I was watching that YouTuber that people said looked like that politician. And I was just laughing because to me they both look like one of my cousins.
But then I noticed something about the eyes. Something familiar. Too familiar.
...Oh no. It's the same eyes as...
OK, let's get this straight. I am not that person's mother. I have always been strongly pro-choice, & when I got pregnant at 19, I just had an abortion. Also I have never been pregnant, & I definitely never slept with that rich boy with those same Northern European eyes.
I definitely did not go to visit my uncle Yani in Leeds, his name is spelled Yanni, he was in Sheffield at the time, also I don't even have an uncle. Also I have never been to England. I don't even speak English! I just use Google Translate constantly!
Anyway, I have never given up a baby for adoption. Also if I were that one's biological mother, I definitely would want my child to know.
If I maybe implied that I thought that so-and-so was mine, well, I was mistaken. Obviously.
Also it was just something I found funny. like, “Oh, yeah, we could be related! That would be a funny April Fool’s joke if anyone knew what I really look like!” Also I don’t actually look anything like this person, it’s just some of my relatives who do. Except all my relatives are Sentinelese & don’t look like anybody.
I certainly did not track down a YouTuber’s parents to confirm that they were the couple who adopted a baby I never had; and also they weren’t, they adopted a different baby; and also that person isn’t even adopted!
Today, 2021 April 1, I can with a clean conscience say, no, it never happened, & also what were we talking about? I have no idea.
I will delete this later.
Yes.
(Let us never speak of this again.)
A couple of years ago, I was watching that YouTuber that people said looked like that politician. And I was just laughing because to me they both look like one of my cousins.
But then I noticed something about the eyes. Something familiar. Too familiar.
...Oh no. It's the same eyes as...
OK, let's get this straight. I am not that person's mother. I have always been strongly pro-choice, & when I got pregnant at 19, I just had an abortion. Also I have never been pregnant, & I definitely never slept with that rich boy with those same Northern European eyes.
I definitely did not go to visit my uncle Yani in Leeds, his name is spelled Yanni, he was in Sheffield at the time, also I don't even have an uncle. Also I have never been to England. I don't even speak English! I just use Google Translate constantly!
Anyway, I have never given up a baby for adoption. Also if I were that one's biological mother, I definitely would want my child to know.
If I maybe implied that I thought that so-and-so was mine, well, I was mistaken. Obviously.
Also it was just something I found funny. like, “Oh, yeah, we could be related! That would be a funny April Fool’s joke if anyone knew what I really look like!” Also I don’t actually look anything like this person, it’s just some of my relatives who do. Except all my relatives are Sentinelese & don’t look like anybody.
I certainly did not track down a YouTuber’s parents to confirm that they were the couple who adopted a baby I never had; and also they weren’t, they adopted a different baby; and also that person isn’t even adopted!
Today, 2021 April 1, I can with a clean conscience say, no, it never happened, & also what were we talking about? I have no idea.
I will delete this later.
Yes.
(Let us never speak of this again.)
