Hons or Huns?

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Actual characters not defined yet.

I don't think I have the time to get this together as a comic today. I don't know if I'd ever get it looking good.
But here's a rough layout before I've designed or shot any visuals. If anyone wants to illustrate this or rip this off, I'm giving you permission right now.

Text:

Serious Person: You act like you're an ally, but you're low-key terfy.

Screwball (Me): I am a bad ally.

Serious Person: Like, you play it like you're being nice but you call people "sweaty" & "hon"--
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Serious Person: It's passive-aggressive!

Screwball (Me): Yeah.

Bystander A: Whom do you call sweaty and hon?

Screwball (Me): Sweaty huns.

Bystander B: Let's get down to business! To defeat!

Serious Person: No.